Where Everybody Knows Your Name

Rick makes a weekly, late Saturday night grocery trip to the Albertsons around the corner. Anyone who knows Rick can use their imagination to know what his relationship with the crew there is like...he's definitely not anonymous! The other night he was there especially late and Albertsons began giving their countdown-to-closing-time announcements. Their midnight announcement was the best we've heard: "Hey! You in the hat! We're closed!"